Got rugged?Get paid in real stock.

BOOMER, the Hindsight Agent, refunds part of your Pons memecoin losses in tokenized blue chips on Robinhood Chain. The stock you should've bought, delivered late.

You paste an address and BOOMER reads its public history. You never connect a wallet or sign anything.

Hindsight desk · Robinhood Chain

  1. SPY·····
  2. AAPL·····
  3. MSFT·····
  4. JNJ·····
  5. MCD·····
BOOMER, a grandpa floor trader in a green jacket with a BMR badge
Order ticketNo. 0087
Account
0x3f…0c9c
Rugged by
$GIGAPEPE −98%
Lost
0.125 ETH
Buy
0.0717 SPY
Filled
Example ticket

Four stamps on one ticket.

From pasted wallet to real stock in under a minute. Every step reads the chain, so there is nothing to fake and nothing to sign.

  1. Paste

    You paste a wallet.

    No connecting, no signing. Just the address that got rugged.

    0x3f6f…0c9c

  2. Read

    BOOMER reads the tape.

    Every buy and sell you made in recent Pons launches, straight from Robinhood Chain, with each token's deployer and buyer count.

  3. Check

    The pit checks the paperwork.

    A real rug: down 80% or worse, a week old, fifty-plus buyers, not your own launch. And you hold $BOOMER.

  4. Fill

    Filled in real stock.

    Up to 20% of the loss back in whichever of SPY, AAPL, MSFT, JNJ or MCD did best since you bought.

    Filled

Then we show you what you should've bought.

Every refund comes with a Hindsight Report: your loss, the blue chip that did best over the same days, and what the same money would be worth now. Post it. We all need to hear it.

  • Priced from the day of your first buy, using that day's ETH price
  • Paid in the stock that won, if the vault holds enough of it
  • One tap to post on X, or save the card
The Hindsight ReportExample

You bought

$GIGAPEPE

−98% · lost $276

Same money in SPY

$299

Refunded in real stock

0.0717

SPY

Filled
“Should've bought stocks, kid.”

The vault, live

Read from Robinhood Chain on every visit. Nothing on this board is typed in by hand.

Stock tokens held by the vault
StockSharesPriceValue
Reading the board…
In the vault
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Refunded
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Rugs refunded
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Wallets made whole-ish
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Latest fills

  1. No fills yet. The first one goes up here, with its transaction.

The rulebook.

Same rules for everyone, enforced by the server on every claim. Here's what counts and why.

Claim rules
RuleThe numberWhy

Not covered yet

  • Bags you still hold in tokens that graduated off the Pons curve. If you sold out, it counts.
  • Other launchpads and other chains.
  • Losses you can't show on-chain. If tokens were sent to another wallet, the loss isn't provable.

Questions from the floor.

Do I have to connect my wallet?

No. You paste an address and BOOMER reads its public history. No connecting, no signing, nothing to approve. If a site asks you to sign something to "claim a refund", it isn't us.

Where does the stock come from?

$BOOMER trades on Pons pay creator fees. Those fees buy Robinhood stock tokens into the vault, and the vault's address is on the board above, so anyone can check what it holds and every transfer out of it.

Is it real stock?

It's Robinhood's stock tokens on Robinhood Chain: ERC-20 tokens that track SPY, Apple, Microsoft, Johnson & Johnson and McDonald's. They land in the wallet you paste. Check Robinhood's own terms for what stock tokens are and where they're available to you.

Why only 20% back?

Because if a refund could ever beat the loss, people would lose on purpose. At 20%, losing a dollar to win twenty cents is a bad trade, and BOOMER only pays for bad trades you didn't plan.

Why does my second rug pay less?

Your nth refunded rug pays 1/n: the full share, then half, then a third. It's the harmonic series. It keeps the vault alive for the next unlucky kid.

My claim says "held for the desk".

Claims over $100 get a human look before the stock moves. When it's approved, the transfer shows up on-chain like any other fill.

Is this financial advice?

No. It's a refund desk with a sense of humour. Memecoins go to zero. Stocks go up and down. Nothing here is a promise about either.

The bell's ringing, kid.

Bring the wallet that got rugged. BOOMER will be at the desk.